Calliste

Warning* This content may offend you because it is the truth as I see it.  If you dont like it, too fuckin bad….

Oh Lord God in Heaven, please forgive me for my sins and make me whole again and blah blah blah blah…How many times have I heard that bullshit? The truth is there are some of the kinkiest, dirtiest twisted men and women in church than I have found anywhere else in the world.  I guess you go there to ask someone named God if he will cleanse you of your filthy thoughts and wicked desires and  somehow make you forget them while you are in Church but as soon as its over you get to go right back to being the hypocrite you always were,  lol.

Take today for example.  I answer my Niteflirt phone and it’s this nice man named M** that wants me to pretend Im this sexy lady that he goes to church with and wants to fuck the shit out of.   Thing is, ”M” is married and his wife also goes to the same church and actually works for the character he wants me to be.  Now “M” is a good church goin man that loves to go to church and teach the Sunday School kiddies and coach the Church Sports team and then sit there and fantasize about me pissing all over his fat,  ugly wife while he is fucking me,  or letting her walk in on us while I am down on my knees sucking his cock, lol.  Isnt that fuckin sexy as hell?  Dont you just wanna be a deacon after reading that?  Youll never look at Church the same way agian I can guarantee it.   So if they say that God is real then and he really does exist does that mean that Santa is going to bring me that shiny new car Ive been wanting for so long??  I mean he is real too right??

Oops gotta to my bible thumpin class now,  Im sure someone out there needs savin. 

Praise the Lord, I got me some Dick!